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The Cr1TiKaL Guessing Game

It's pretty fun to hear everyone's different guesses about what Cr1TiKaL looks like. Submit your own guess (description or picture) and if/when he reveals himself, I'll buy whoever guessed the closest a pizza.
Apr 28 '13

Anonymous asked:

what happened to this blog :^(

Nobody has submitted anything in a while, sorry.

Feb 22 '13

Anonymous asked:

I believe he is tall, possibly bearded, and has large nipples.

Dec 12 '12

Anonymous asked:

I'd say he looks kinda like his Xbox Live avatar (google "xbox gamertag cr1tikal" and insert picture here). Which may or may not confirm peoples' guesses that he's black.

Hmm, he looks a little latino.  Or tan.  Idk the xbox avatar creation is not an exact science.

Dec 3 '12

Anonymous asked:

Hmmm... I think maybe either very curly brown hair, very tall and skinny,or normally fit, not too muscly, maybe short dark hair, idk stubble? I really don't think he's unattractive, his voice it too cool for it.

Nov 29 '12

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Nov 28 '12

So far the guesses are pretty evenly torn between a masculine, stocky, dark-haired dude who lives a simple life, and a Swedish cyborg who looks like Snoop Dogg.

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Nov 28 '12

Anonymous asked:

Cr1TiKal was sucked into the computer, like Freakazoid.

Nov 28 '12

Anonymous asked:

Really masculine, probably. Look's like he'll fuck your nipples right off your chest if you look at him funny sort of masculine. Tall, really tall. Probably hairy, like, on his chest and shit. Dark haired, looks clean, I dunno I'm just naming random things that I think he'd look like in my head.

Nov 28 '12

russianspidercat asked:

I think Cr1TiKal looks like the protagonist in the game Another world. Except with dark hair and a bit stocky. Eyebrows optional. I also imagine that he lives a pretty hectic-free and simple life.

Nov 28 '12

doublesnake asked:

I believe he is a computer AI designed to help the world advance into the age of Nipples.

Cr1tikHAL 9000

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